Justin C’s Alternate WWE Universe Week of 7.29.19
The good news about my shows is that I don’t have to worry about a possible ratings drop after a Reunion show because I never had a reunion show! Go me! Anyways, lets get into this week’s shows!
Last Week on RAW
-Lacey Evans put Alexa Bliss through a glass window.
-Rey Mysterio came back to get revenge on Mojo.
-Seth Rollins and Ricochet were both victorious in their pick their opponent matches.
WWE RAW 7.30.19
8:00-8:15- I open the show with 2 announcements. The first that Evolution 2 will take place on Sunday September 1. The second is that the night after SummerSlam, there will be a mini Superstar Shakeup. Two male singles wrestlers, one male tag team and one female will be switching brands.
We cut to the announcers as they recap what happened between Alexa Bliss and Lacey Evans last week. Alexa Bliss is at home recovering after needing 30 stitches across her face to heel. She also suffered a concussion.
The announcers are informed there is something going on in the back and camera find Rey and Mojo brawling. Officials break it up. I tell both of them that I am sick of them fighting all around the building, so at SummerSlam, they will fight inside a Steel Cage.
8:20-8:40- Braun Strowman and Lashley vs Drew McIntyre and Samoa Joe. We get a disagreement between Joe and McIntyre late in the match. Drew walks out on Joe, who then eats Braun and Lashley’s finishers as Braun pins Joe for the win.
8:45-8:55- Lacey Evans wins a squash match. After the match Lacey is asked about what she did to Alexa last week. Lacey says that maybe if Alexa was more of a role model like her, she wouldn’t have had to put Alexa in her place. Lacey tells Alexa to stay home and never come back, because she won’t be afraid to permanently rearrange her face if she does come back.
A recap of the Hell In A Cell match from a few weeks ago.
Cedric Alexander is talking to me backstage when Sami Zayn interrupts. Zayn says I shouldn’t be wasting time on a nobody like Cedric and should be planning what is next for Zayn on Smackdown. Well, I tell Zayn Cedric was looking for more opportunities on RAW, and I think the perfect start would be against him.
9:00-9:25- AJ Styles and The Club vs EC3, Cesaro and Roode. We cut to a clip from earlier today where the Club approaches AJ about joining them for this match tonight. AJ was still reluctant, like last week, but The Club convinces him it will be just like old times. AJ finally agrees. And they win the match.
9:30-9:40- We see AJ and The Club celebrating backstage. AJ says maybe they were right after all.
We get a promo from The Usos. The Usos talk about how the Revival put them through hell, but they were the only ones that came back from it. They are turning their attention to the War Raiders. They let the War Raiders know that they are coming for the tag titles, and at SummerSlam, they will be the latest to join the Uso Penitentiary.
9:45-9:55- Sami Zayn vs Cedric Alexander. Alexander picks up the win with a roll up as Zayn is stunned after the match.
10:00-10:10- Becky Lynch vs Sarah Logan with Becky picking up the quick win. After the match, Mickie attacks Becky and stands over her with the Title.
10:15-10:25- Miz comes out. He tells Bray he is done waiting for SummerSlam. If Bray wants to terrorize his family like a coward, he should come and fight him right now like a man. The lights go out, Bray appears in the ring but Miz is gone. Miz then comes from behind Bray with a pipe and starts attacking Bray. Officials finally come and pull Miz away. Bray is seen in the ring listening to his gloves and laughing after.
10:30-End- War Raiders vs Seth Rollins and Ricochet in a non Title match. Rollins ends up super kicking Ricochet by mistake and the War Raiders pick up the win. Rollins and Ricochet argue after the match. Ricochet and Rollins shake hands after but then Seth connects on another superkick and stands over Ricochet after the match. Rollins says you have to be more aggressive and ruthless if you want to be the Champ as the show ends.
Last Week On Smackdown Live
-More tension between Nakamura and Rusev.
-Andrade took out Kofi after their six man tag.
Smackdown Live 7.30.19
8:00-8:15- Kairi Sane vs Mandy Rose. Kairi picks up the win after Mandy is distracted by Sonya on the ramp. Charlotte and Mandy come up the ramp but to Sonya but Becky and Asuka are there with her. Sonya tells Mandy tick tock, because sooner or later, Mandy’s time for running is up.
8:20-8:30- Goldberg video package showing him training for his match against Roman Reigns.
Blondtourage interview. They say they are sick of Sonya’s antics and demand she be banned from the building at SummerSlam.
Bayley interview. She is asked about her Money in the Bank contract. Bayley says unlike Ricochet, she doesn’t have a plan on when to cash in. But she knows that it is going to come when everyone least expects it.
8:35-8:55- Rusev and Nakamura vs Gable and Apollo Crews. Crews and Gable get the win. After the match, Nakamura attacks Rusev and delivers Kinsasha twice.
Aleister Black promo warning Randy Orton that his day of reckoning is coming at SummerSlam.
9:00-9:15- Elias concert interrupted by New Day. Kofi then goes one on one with Elias, with Kofi picking up the win.
9:20-9:35- Andrade vs Big E. Daniel Bryan and Rowan come out to attack Kofi and Xaiver at ringside. Andrade gets the win with Big E distracted.
9:40-End- Finn Balor vs Buddy Murphy for the IC Title. The match ends in a DQ when Kevin Owens comes out and attacks both of them. Ali comes out as well. I come out to close the show and make a Ladder Match for the Intercontinental Title at SummerSlam between these four.
Until Next Time,
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