Lucha Underground: Ultima Lucha Tres 10.11.17

Last Luchadora Standing: Taya vs Sexy Star

-First Sexy Star match I’ve watched since her incident at Triplemania.

-Sexy Star hits a couple awful hurricarranas then dropkicks Taya out of the ring. Taya catches Sexy on the outside then slams her into the railing.

-Taya plants Sexy on the ringside chairs but Sexy moves as Taya charges at her.

-Sexy rubs Taya’s face into a chain door and it busts Taya open.

-Matt Striker: “Sexy Star has always been an ethical and just person.” HAHAHAHAHA

-Sexy sets up a table at ringside. They brawl through the crowd and Taya then sets a table up on top of the other.

-As they would say on the Lapsed Fan Podcast, Sexy and Taya open up a chop house while brawling in the crowd.

-They brawl towards the tables and awkwardly both fall through them. Sexy just beats the ten count as Matt Striker has an orgasm announcing this for some reason.

WINNER: Sexy Star- Nothing good here at all. Weak finish as well.

Trios Championship: Drago, Pindar, Vibora (c) vs The Mack, Dante Fox, Killshot

-Fox and Killshot at least have their backs taped.

-Fox hits a springboard hurricarrana but it hurts his back. Killshot tags in and he argues with Fox, so they eat chokeslams from Viborataker.

-After getting worked over for a bit Killshot makes the hot tag to the Mack.

-Everything ends up breaking down. Mack hits THE POUNCE on Viborataker. Fox and Killshot hit duel moonsaults over the top.

-Fox hits a C4 off the top on Pindar. Mack hits the Stunner and Killshot hits the Kill Stomp for the win.

WINNERS and NEW Trios Champions: The Mack, Killshot and Dante Fox- Alright match. Too quick for my liking as they are trying to squeeze three matches into this show.

Ladder Match for the Gift of the Gods Championship: Pentagon Dark vs Son of Havoc

-They go to the outside right away as Son of Havoc hits a handstand dive over the top. Havoc then hits Pentagon with some ladders.

-Pentagon catches Havoc by surprise with a ladder then sets some up in each corner. Havoc recovers and hits a springboard elbow on Pentagon.

-Havoc side steps Pentagon and Pentagon goes into a chair in the corner. Havoc then puts a ladder horizontally into the crotch of Pentagon and slams a chair into the ladder.

-Pentagon sets up a table, but Havoc recovers and backdrops Pentagon through it.

-Havoc goes for a Shooting Star Press but Pentagon gets up and hits a cutter.

-Four chairs get set up. Both men throw some punches, then Pentagon hits a Package Piledriver on the chairs.

-Pentagon puts Havoc through a table then climbs the ladder and gets the Title.

WINNER and Gift of the Gods Champion: Pentagon Dark- Decent match with some good spots.

-Evil Vampiro asks Puma if he is ready for the circle to be complete next week. Puma says yes then leaves. Then Vampiro kneels down and thanks his apparent master.

Until Next Time,

Justin C

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