Quick Hits: Lucha Underground 8.30.17

-We start with Dario Cueto talking to Matanza. Dario tells Matanza that he realizes now he needs Matanza by his side after what Rey did to Dario last week. Dario says in two weeks, Matanza will face Rey on the 100th episode of LU. And Matanza must destroy him.

Son of Madness vs Mascarita Segrada

-Madness attacks Mascarita right as he turns his back in the corner.

-Typical Mascarita Segrada match. He gets a few hope spots in and goes for a dive to the outside but gets caught with a forearm. Madness finishes him quickly after.

-After the match Son of Havoc saves Mascarita Segrada. Paul London takes away Mascarita Segrada. Dario makes Son of Havoc vs Son of Madness for the main event and also for an Aztec medallion in a Boyle Heights Biker Brawl.

WINNER: Son of Madness

Marty “The Moth” Martinez vs Argenis

-Mariposa slaps around her brother before the bell to motivate him.

-Marty rips at the mask of Argenis early on. That pisses off Argenis so he sends Marty to the outside and hits a running senton over the top.

-Argenis tosses Marty off the bleachers. But as the ref tends to Marty, Mariposa slams Argenis into the post which busts him open.

-Marty takes care of business back in the ring and hits a Codebreaker for the win. Marty pulls Argenis mask off after the match and wipes Argenis blood all over him.

WINNER: Marty “The Moth” Martinez

-After the match Marty talks to Melissa Santos and tells her that isn’t the mask he wants. Marty challenges Fenix to a match at Ultima Lucha where if he wins, he takes Fenix’s mask. Fenix attacks Marty and says he accepts, but his mask vs Marty’s hair. Melissa joins Fenix in the ring and we get more of her B movie acting.

Joey Ryan vs Sexy Star

-Well it’ll be interesting to hear the commentary for this after this week.

-I don’t even feel like giving a breakdown on this match after what Sexy pulled this weekend. And there is no commentary that sounds dumb after this. Taya comes out to distract Sexy. Joey Ryan eventually wins.

WINNER: Joey Ryan

-Another post match angle with Cortez Castro attacking Joey Ryan with a kendo stick. Dario makes a street fight between the two next week for a medallion.

Boyle Heights Biker Brawl For An Aztec Medallion: Son of Havoc vs Son of Madness

-Madness misses with a garbage can early. Havoc doesn’t and hits him in the head.

-Madness blocks a Havoc dive and slams him into a standing garbage can.

-Havoc jumps on the railing but Madness pushes him into the fans.

-After brawling in the crowd Madness gets pushed off the railing onto the steps. Havoc then hits a double stomp on Madness’s back.

-After going back in the ring for a minute, Havoc suplexes Madness to the outside and he awkwardly lands on his feet. Havoc then tosses Madness into the bleachers.

-An exchange of offensive moves. Madness hits a Death Valley Driver onto a garbage can.

-Havoc ducks a hammer shot. Havoc then catches Madness with a beer bottle and hits the shooting star press for the win and an Aztec medallion.

WINNER: Son of Havoc

Until Next Time,

Justin C

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